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Of Spectacular Death-Defying Acrobatics, Intrepid Policy Haggling & Sanction Busting Conjurings...

Step Right Up... To See... "The Iranian's New Regime" Thats Right Folks... Sufferin Shi-ite(s)!

Prologue... Scene 1...

GWB: Thers a axis... an axis of evil... Iran, Iraq, North Korea... and Zimbablewear...

Blair: Please Sir, may i have some more? more sanction against Rhodesia... ummh Zimbabwhere?

Mugabe: Blair... you can keep your England... Let me keep my Zimbabwe...

Prologue... Scene 2...

GWB: Who-Sane... you's be having them Where-upons of Mass-Destructionation...

Saddam: No, not I... me's only got "special airmail pressies" for the Curds...

Powell: Who-Sane is Insane and needs to go... he be having them WMD's (Weed, Marajuana & Dope?)

Saddam: Oh God! Foxhole, Foxhole.. bring me my Foxhole!

Prologue... Scene 3...

GWB: Bo Selecta... u best Recognize! WestSide of the Wing! is all up in dis hizzle! Hear me now! Here be my Rudeboys on the Frontline: Hamid "the Mayor of Kabul" Kharzhai... and Nouri "I'm a Shi-iti" Maliki...

Kim Jong Il: Oh God! Olympics, Olympics bring me the Olympics...

Act 1... Scene 1...

GWB: You's gots them nukes...

Ahmadinejad: We's be electrificating our nation...

Act 1... Scene 2...

GWB: You's gots them powa stations whats can be makings ze nukes...

Ahmadinejad: hey man, we aint enriching no geraniums or uraniums for that matter...

Act 2... Scene 1... (AS AT TODAY)

GWB: damn canadians! dont u see! if they get powa from uranium... they'll use uranium to gets da powa...

UN: we will talk and talk and try to prevent you from getting bombed to dust... but dear Iranians ur on your own...

Ahmadinejad: Oh God! We's got Sanctionatercated!

Act 2... Scene 2... (STILL TO COME)

GWB: ??? Thems arunnnin afoul of tha sanctionations, and they's got thems nukes... 

UN: anything you say bossman, billpayer Uncle Sam...

Ahmadinejad: Oh God! Shi-ite! Shi-ite! Bring me the Shi-ites... from Iraq...

Act 3... Scenes 1 & 2...

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*** The End ***

If you choose you could write the content of Act 3... you just need to get off your couch and do something about it...

Tyrants should never have social power and certainly never have nuclear weapons or the capacity to have nuclear weapons...

Demo-Cracy is a beautiful thing... you have the power... change the way we resolve our differences... make peace a reality!

Liberty can never be won at the edge of a sword, but Repression is seeded and built on Fear! Amandla Awethu!

 

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Avishkar Govender

eThekwini-Durban
KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
SADC - AU

BRAVO... SIMPLY AMAZING!

I think this would be awesome in cartoon form!

Dear Nathan

I am given to understand that the Young Democrats of America operate a branch of their organisation at your campus.

Herewith are your instructions:-

1. Join this YDA Branch

2. Renounce all fealty to conservatism

3. Recruit 20 new members for this YDA Branch

4. Host a public meeting for students to debate current affairs

5. Propose and convince the audience of the merits of the Liberal Democratic position

6. Live a peaceful life, knowing that there's no blood on your hands

***NB. in the event that the YDA branch is weak, change # 1 to read... establish YDA Branch at your campus

PS. the only thing that liberalism hates more than tyranny is obsequiousness, sycophancy and idol-mongering. all three of these lead to a reduced capacity of the public to make informed choices. So in your endeavours - remember that there is no such thing as a holy cow in politics.

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Avishkar Govender

eThekwini-Durban
KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
SADC - AU